
Day 16
The Firmest Dried Squid Arrives… Floppy
The slightly smelly letter was for Miss Dormouse's papa. Inside was his favorite treat, ordered online: the finest (make that firmest) dried squid. But soaked by the rain, the dried squid had come back to life as a wobbly, jiggly squid. The squid waved all 10 legs, totally relaxed: "Oh, hi." "…My… dried… squid…" From the scary boss's eyes, one big tear rolled down. Then his face went black as squid ink with rage, and he shook—just as jiggly as the squid. "What is this floppy, jiggly squid?! I can't eat this!" "And why is it alive? Does dried squid come back to life when you soak it?" "We're storming the post office!" Dolphin, Orca Postmaster, run for it— Hell hath no fury like a boss robbed of his snack. To be continued
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